The Cartel
Dossier
In the dark underworld of crypto, where most traders get rekt and disappear…
There is only one organization that never loses.
They call it the Long Short Cartel.
At the center of it all sits the Boss — a green frog in a black top hat, gold dollar-sign chain around his neck, cigar in hand, eyes cold and confident. He lounges on a golden throne under a spotlight, a crown floating above him like it was always meant to be there.
At his feet, two figures kneel in complete devotion:
(the Longs)
(the Shorts)
They don’t question.
They don’t hesitate.
They simply obey.
Because the Cartel doesn’t guess.
The Cartel doesn’t hope.
The Cartel wins.
Whether the market is pumping or dumping, the Long Short Cartel is always on the right side of the trade. They enter long at the bottom. They enter short at the top. And when the smoke clears, only one figure remains seated on the throne… smiling, cigar still burning.
This is not just a token.
This is the mark of the Cartel.
Long Short Cartel Win.
$LSCW
or get left behind.